• white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
• white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via myhead-itskillingme)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]

(via ascendingintonachos)